游泳晒黑了，可恨！！！！！！


阳光美男子培养记


在我停工后，就像我上一则帖子所说，

人生失去意义，

每天不是观看TVB所拍摄“注定悲剧发生" 的呕血肥皂剧，

重玩已倒背如流的 pokemon platinum,

 就是睡。。。。。。

突然想起，与其那么颓丧的过日子，

倒不如想尽办法来提升自己的“魅力”, 

誓必从牛粪变仙花！！！！！

（没办法，丑男在这世上很男混的T^T）。

我从来都不会游泳，我也从此失去了"沙滩阳光美男子” 的权力，

我绝不容许这悲剧发生在我身上！！！

于是，我决定去报名游泳课程。

基于在我大学开课前只剩下两个月的时间，

我的教练要我每天4点准时来上课，

我马上就答应了。

我真是太失策了。。。。。。。 

第一堂课之前，我拼了老命地在我身上每个角落涂上Banana Boat Sun Block,

所谓"美白第一，娱乐第二”, 

出门前我还在偷笑，心想：

“哈哈，聪明的我”。

当我一到达公共游泳池，我就心想，

完了。。。。。。

好晒！！！我酱大个男子都没在这么热烈的太阳地下待过两分钟，

现在你要我待两小时，

持续两个月？？？？

天啊，你杀了我吧。。。。。 

但没办法，第一堂课就打退堂鼓实在是太丢脸了，只好上了！！！

我就这样上了两堂课，具体的情况我现在懒得写，希望下此有心情写，

哥就是任性 (～。～）

总的来说就是，

教练一点都不怜香惜玉！！！

要命的是，在我冲凉前，

我的皮肤就像御我姐描写太阳骑士忘了敷脸的代价一样,
黑得只比TIRAMISU白些.......

我不能接受,才两天,两天!!!!!!

我还要过个两个月!!!

我该如何度过这地狱盘的课程???

请别误会,我不是怕辛苦,而是怕晒黑!!!! 

我真的真的很怕晒黑!!!!!

看完了后,你可能认为我很没出息,

娘炮,

欠打,


我真的是。

老天，请保佑我的皮肤能尽快白会来吧，

我会用多些 WHITENING MASK 的，

请可怜我吧。。。。。。。

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